Oh! Hello there. I didn't see you come in. I was just making a poster for my bedroom. What? You want to see it? Ok, but don't tell Heather. She gets jealous of the relationship Dan and I have. You see, she wants him all to herself. She doesn't understand the special love we share. I don't want to toss around such a weighted word combo as soul-mate, but I don't know how else to describe it. No one understands me like he does.
Off to pine,